• The dog eats its food at lightning speed, while the cat takes one bite every five minutes.

• The cat taps its water bowl when it's empty, while the dog just drinks from the toilet.

• The dog drools while watching the cat eat, and the cat pretends not to notice.

• The cat walks away from its food bowl, but the moment the dog sniffs it, the cat wants it back.

• The dog brings its food bowl to the cat like, "Want to trade?"